(Source: typhlonectes, via advanced-procrastination)
(Source: typhlonectes, via advanced-procrastination)
She has a point
There are two situations in which I make extremely sure I’m going precisely at or below the speed limit:
- I see a cop
- Some asshole is tailgating me
This is both spiteful AND practical, because you can’t control whether or not they give you a safe following distance for the speed you’re travelling, but you CAN reduce the speed you both have to travel, having the triple benefit of
A) increasing the likelihood that they’ll have enough time to stop without rear-ending you.
B) lowering the speed of any possible collision and thus the severity and
C) Pissing the fucker the fuck off.I feel so valid now
(via advanced-procrastination)
A Mexican man who spoke no English went into a department store to buy socks.
He found his way to the menswear department where a young lady offered to help him.
“Quiero calcetines,” said the man.
“I don’t speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here,” said the salesgirl.
“No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines,” said the man.
“Well, these shirts are on sale this week,” declared the salesgirl.
“No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines,” repeated the man.
“I still don’t know what you’re trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack,” offered the salesgirl.
“No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines,” insisted the man.
“These sweaters are top quality,” the salesgirl probed.
“No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines,” said the man.
“Our undershirts are over here,” fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience.
“No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines,” the man repeated.
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, “Eso sí que es!”
“Why didn’t you just spell it in the first place?!” yelled the salesgirl.
okay, this is funny
(via advanced-procrastination)
does the ‘science side of tumblr’ actually exist???
science side of tumblr what do you think?
protons
I’m glad you’re thinking positively
(Source: stillhereunfortunately, via the-collector-of-souls)
Yoooo I’ve watched this man be politically correct and respectful on this issue for years he finally snapped and had his fuck this job moment ✊😄
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
That was real
(Source: myprofisproblematic, via tinyfloatingwhales)
(via a-tribe-called-tress)